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The more I see of men, the more I love my dog

Bread can be toast, but toast can never be bread.

I'm high on life, and drunk on air.

Good friends are like parachutes, if they're not there the first time you need them, chances are you wont be needing them again!

You call me a bitch?
Bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful.... so thanks for calling me beautiful.

If you're looking for a helping hand, look no further than the end of your arm.

I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work

I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals

Guys are like underwear: You can live without them but it feals kinda weird...

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isnt that bad!

I love my boyfriend, oh yes i do, hes for me and not for you. And if, by chance, you take my place, I'll take my fist and punch your face!!!

~*B*is for how *BeAuTiFuL* iam *I*is for how *InCrEdIBLe* iam *T* is for how *ToUgH* iam *C* is for how *CuTe* iam *H* is for how *HARD* iam going to kick yer ass next time u call me a *BITCH*!

if i had a dollar for every dollar i spent.. then yahoo! id have all my money back"

Boys are m and m's...some have nuts and others dont.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

A frog with a glass butt can only jump once

Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust, Life is short so party we must

Life isn't as impossible as nailing jello to a tree

guys are like lava lamps...pretty to look at but not that bright

A peach is a peach a plum is a plum A kiss aint a kiss without some tongue...
So open up your mouth, and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise

boys are like roses...you have to watch out for the pricks

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society

I tried to stop thinking about u, but when i stopped i was thinking about how i couldnt think of u

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left

its better to love someone you cannot have then to have someone you cannot love

love is pain, pain is love

Just be yourself. Who else is better qualified

Remove the illusions from an average person and you'll remove her happiness at the same time

In manners of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested

Middle-class suburbs are incubators of apathy and delerium

You throw hints for awhile, and if that doesn't work you wrap the hint around a brick before throwing

By the way, I've named my skull.Its name is 'Sparky'

I like him, he's a nice, down-to-earth, scratch 'n sniff kinda guy

"Yeah, I have a head in the fridge."
"Human?"
*pause*
"Human LETTUCE? What the hell is human lettuce?"
"*sigh* Human HEAD, you moron."

Can I be shocked for extra credit

Whatever you do...don't try to swim in lava...it's not water you'll die instantly

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Conciseness is but a state of Confusion

Flying is easy...all you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss

I love this music, its so shiny

What's outside the universe...is it just space? I think it's a chocolate chip muffin."

Other

im not waiting for someone i can live with im waiting for the one i cant live without

To like who you love can be one of the hardest things in life!!!

I rather be hated for who I am then to be loved for who I am not

A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, a person who doesn't is a fool forever

Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of the unlived life

Don't look down on anyone unless you're helping them up

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter

As The World Turns

If we could shrink the earths population to a village of precisely 100 people, with
all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the
following.

There would be:

57 Asians

21 Europeans

14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south

8 would be Africans

52 would be female

48 would be male

70 would be non-white
30 would be white

70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian

6 people would possess 59% of the entire worlds wealth and all 6 would be from
the United States.

80 would live in substandard housing

70 would be unable to read

50 would suffer from malnutrition

(ONE) 1 would be near death;
(ONE) 1 would be near birth;
(ONE) 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education;
(ONE) 1 (yes, only 1) would own a computer.

When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for
acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

And, therefore ...

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a
place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed
than the million who will not survive this week.

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish
someplace, you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture,
or death, you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of
imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of
500 million people in the world.

If your parents are still alive and still married, you are very rare, even in the
United States.

If you can hold someones hand, hug them, or even touch them on the shoulder,
you are blessed because you can offer healing touch.

enjoy the little things, one day you might look back and realize... they where the big things

remember that happiness is a state of mind, and not a destination that can ever be reached. the only thing that can make you happy is yourself

remember every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted

love starts with smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you

Happiness is a journey.
So work like you don't need money. Love like you have never been hurt. Dance like noone is watching.

reach for the moon and even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars

I dont need to explain my self to anyone; Those who understand me dont need an explanation, and those who need an explantion could never understand me.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane

Don't frown because it is over smile because it happened

nobodys perfect until you fall in love with them

I love you not because of who you are, but because of what i am when i am with you!

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the ones who is, Wont make you cry.

A true friend is someone who reaches for you hand, And touches you heart.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them

To the world you may be one person, But to one person you may be the world!

Don't wast your time on a man or woman who isen't willing to wast there time on you

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wronge people b-4 meeting the right 1, So that when we finally meet the person, We will know how to be gratful.

Make yourself a better person And know who u are b-4 you try to know someone else and expect them to know you

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

People need love the most, When they deserve it the least

Its better to lose a lover, Then to love a loser

There are only 2 times i wanna be with you, Now and Forever

It takes a minute to find a special someone, An hour to appreciate them, a day to love them. But afterwards, A lifetime to forget them

'Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars

By it because you want it not,
because all your friends have it

Polititions hide themselves away, they only started the war, why should they go out to fight, they leave that all to the poor

I took my time, I hurried up, the choice was mine, I didn't think enough

Continue for the fans. Don't stop for the flamers

Dream as if you will live forever, Live as if you will die tomorrow

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of that missing drop

You can frown cause roses have throns, or you can rejoice cause throns have roses

Listen stranger, passerby, and those i never knew, there is not one day that you are livin that has been promised to you

Watch your thoughts, for they become words.

Choose your words, for they become actions.

Understand your actions, for they become habits.

Study your habits, for they become your character.

Develop your character, for it becomes your destiny

Darkness can only hide the light

When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us

Life isn't about the 'what ifs' and the 'could have beens'. Life is about living your life to the fullest, and dealing with every situation you are dealt

It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

You can't erase what you have done in the past, but you have full control of the future

Love can be magic...but magic can be an illusion